Lyndsay and Kyle first met within the hallowed walls of their mutual workplace in late 2018. Kyle, a lowly associate, and Lyndsay, the Finance Manager, began to get to know one another at work social events until, over time, Lyndsay began to take advantage of her managerial position. By 2019, she would corner Kyle in the hallway and engage in conversation which often veered into the inappropriate.

However, no stranger to workplace misconduct himself, Kyle was up to the task. After he gave a full throated defence to a much maligned comedian, who shall remain nameless, Lyndsay seized the opportunity and bought Kyle an "Area Man" mug. The mug was to be kept as a symbol and testament to Kyle's brave, if perhaps woefully misguided, hot takes on current events.

His soul embiggened by her gesture, Kyle knew they were meant to be and the couple had their first, COVID-laden date on October 16, 2020. Assisted by the pandemic, Lyndsay and Kyle got to know each other well on one-on-one dates driving through Parc Omega, ziplining in the Winter, a couple of weekend trips, and what little else they could do between shutdowns. That they persisted through this, and having to spend most of their time in Orleans, where dreams otherwise go to die, is a testament to the strength of their bond and the love that they share.

After moving in together in late 2021, Lyndsay and Kyle were lucky enough to be able to escape that suburban hellscape a short while later. In early 2022, the couple bought their first house in the not-crime-free area of South Keys from Kyle's parents and have been building their lives together ever since.

While visiting Boston to see the Smashing Pumpkins on their second anniversary in October of 2022, Lyndsay and Kyle got engaged at the Boston Public Garden. Their friends Ashok and Annu, residents of Maine, were already there in the garden, expertly hiding in order to take pictures of the special moment (the product of which can be found throughout this website). All ready to go, and next to a weird twenty-something man trying to sunbathe by the water, Kyle got down on one knee, popped the question to Lyndsay, and the rest is history.

Though rumour has it that the twenty-something also said yes, we are mostly-pleased to advise that you will only be attending the wedding of Lyndsay and Kyle this Summer. Indeed, and like the romances on Love is Blind, we regret to inform you that it didn't quite work out with the sunbather (also no meaningful resemblance to Megan Fox).

Since that fateful Autumn day, Lyndsay has started the next chapter in her career by becoming an accredited CPA and accepting the role of Director of Finance at a hi-tech company. Kyle, for his less impressive part, has been promoted despite the aforementioned workplace indiscretions.

All of that said, and most of all, we have just been anxiously awaiting our wedding day. We are so excited to celebrate with everyone and hope to see you all there!

K&L

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